I don't even expect anyone to read this

It's been almost a whole damn month since school let out, and I have been far from productive.
My inversed sleeping schedule isn't making things much better, except that I have countless hours in the night to myself.
Mostly I spend them looking up random articles on Wikipedia, or controlling the lives of my old-school Sims.
"Okay, have a snack, then call Bella and greet her when she gets here... In the meantime, take a bath to make that stupid hygiene bar go back to green. Fuck! When did my social bar get so low?"

Seriously guys, this does not look good.
I went to sleep yesterday morning at 9:15 am, and woke up at 3:45 pm.
It is now 6:30 am.
I spent the whole day reading.

There's barely two months left of vacation... and the summer doldrums just continue sucking the life and whatever out of me. Really, I had to strain just to lift myself out of laziness and come here and type something.

Back Again

So.
It's been a while.
Over a year.
Damn.
I've missed Blogger.


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUKEY.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAKE! ALL AROUND! EVERYWHERE! ON ME!

yeah

I smell like Man.
My friend Sarah "Axed" me.

Great.

Soap

Why are there so many kinds of soap? Scented, unscented, hypoallergenic, body soap, hand soap, facial soap, baby soap, cream, liquid, solid, french milled, natural...

We should make a highly concentrated and extremely dangerous corrosive alkaline substance, called XCorros or something, and ship a bottle to every family. Along with it, a manual about using it. Then it would be up to the people to mix it in certain degrees with other stuff for all your household soaps.

1 tspn XCorros + 20 gallons H2O = shampoo
2 cups XCorros + 50 gallons H2O + 1 liter bleach = laundry detergent
1 mL XCorros + 1 cup H2O + any body part = torture device

It would make things so much easier for the industry... but I guess open the floodgates to biological warfare in your neighborhood. At least XCorros smells good.

Demolition

Tearing up the carpet on the stairs today.

quizzy

Take the quiz: "What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)"

Eden
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.

My Day

1. 12:00 am; somewhere during the film Bewitched
2. Finished Bewitched, read Life of Pi until abismally tired
3. Fell asleep around 4:30 am
4. Woke up early (for me) around 9:40 am to get ready to arrive at theater by 10:00 am and watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire at 10:30 am
5. Took too long, family decides to watch 11:15 screening instead
6. Had some bread
7. Left
8. Banged my knee trying to say hi to my old friend Calley B
9. Saw Sean in the food line, stole some popcorn
10. Watched Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire with my small soda and hot dog
11. Came out of the theater, took a pee
12. Left
13. Family arrived at Bi Bam Bab, a Korean resteraunt
14. Had lunch
15. Left
16. Finished Life of Pi on the drive home
17. After about half an hour to an hour later, father convinces family to rake the front lawn
18. Raked the front, mulled over stuff during the manual labor, like why the veela didn't appear during the World Quidditch Cup scene
19. Came back in about 6:00 pm
20. Spent some time on the computer, Myspace, music
21. Watched second movie of the day, a rental from Blockbuster - Mind Hunters
22. Deeply disturbed by the plotline, though thoroughly fascinated
23. Watched some of the extra features because I deemed it worthy
24. Started to notice a dull headache (must be those confounded leaves)
25. Got back on the computer, Myspace, music, decided to type up my day on Blogger
26. Did it while still experiencing headache
Time: 8:14 pm

You know, I might actually go to bed around 12:oo today. Or Sunday, whatever. Hey look! 26 points... Aww, I could have used letters of the alphabet.

Staplers should be able to staple metal. Like, thick steel.

50th

Whoa, this is my fiftieth post.
Who cares that j00{lz has already gotten past like, 320???
I MADE 50!!!

BRING IT!

Tagifyed

10 years ago I was
*four years old
*living in Ann Arbor
*running around in a poofy jacket, collecting candy I found on the ground
5 years ago I was
*9
*Feeling dumb and alone
1 year ago I was
*not feeling much different than four years before
*hoping I would stop gaining weight
*I don't know... I was in a perilous puppy race against a formidable and fragrant opponent, and we fell in love despite differences in the color of our armor and our Butt IQs... not
Yesterday I was
*Raking
*Mowing
*Leaf-blowing
*watching the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Today I'm
*Really smiling
*Listening to the radio
*considerably depressed, for other people though
5 Snacks I enjoy the most
*uh, snacks are overrated...
5 Songs I know the Words to
*The Reason, by Hoobastank
*Welcome Home, by Coheed and Cambria
*Right Here, by Staind
*Hand That Feeds, by Nine Inch Nails
*The McNugget Song
5 Ideal Places for running away to
*That one island Lost takes place on
*a friend's house
*not a circus
*not a live news studio
*my imagination
5 Items you will NEVER see me wear
*those doo-rags
*a bright, flowery, pink bathing suit complete with cap
*gelled solar-panel hair
*freaky dresses that are only seen on catwalks - made completely out of dollar bills or empty capri-sun packets
*nothing
5 biggest joys in life
*laughing
*Internet
*reading
*drawing
*knowing that at least I exist
3 favorite toys
*Radio
*computer with high speed Internet
*digital camera
Tagged:
*Caroline
*I dunno, anyone else